| Free UT CondomsTested one out tonight. It's actually pretty sturdy. I
could slip my whole hand into it and bend my fingers and spread my
fingers and it held. Just an FYI for everyone else.
Also an FYI, Aubrey has 9 condoms in his drawer. He used to have 11. We busted two.
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| My Mom Offered Me a Beer After LunchYes, she did. It was at Sushi Zone. Afterwards, she goes
"do you want a beer?" I said, " I want ice cream (I got it, green
tea ftmfw)." She orders it anyway. I'm like, Mom, I have to
drive. To Richardson. But I take a few sips (gross, like I
forecasted). I also find out that she likes Merlot.
When the waitress brings it out, she jokingly gives me the beer and my
mom the green tea. She was like JK, you wish right? I
didn't tell her that my mom ordered the beer for me.
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| Urban Myths I Want Solved!The Texas Barefoot Orgy Law. Is it real? And yes, you
better have rock hard proof - like a link to the actual law site or
something. I don't want any of this "yeah, my sister's uncle
looked it up once."
Lip gloss and scantrons - get some curious high school teacher to try it someday. I suggest Mr. Bond or Mrs. Arvin.
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| Breast EnlargementI really think I'm going to go for it.
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